Quotes:Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
Yes, the man in the white shirt. Oh, you're a woman - sorry!
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
You are wearing that T-shirt inside out again, honestly for the love of god when will you people learn!
My shirt has so many holes in it that when I walk down the street, I hum.
Do I look like a gentleman to you in this shirt and these pants?
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