Quotes:It's not as glamorous being a detective in real life as it seems when you watch some of the movies or those awful shows on TV...
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Nobody makes it. Nobody shows it. Nobody sees it. [on porn]
Mercy: what a director shows when he cuts a film shorter than it could otherwise have been.
The fact that you are willing to do this for me shows how deep your love goes. That's the gift I'm taking from you instead.
Gameshows are what life's really like. You win things that look great at the time but turn out to be junk, and you lose things you might want to keep forever [profound words]
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