Quotes:He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Why, you're crazy. Besides that, he's on a cliff where a whole army couldn't get at him.
Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
The valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Lewis, we've had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand, 'cause they're thirsty. They drink the sand 'cause they don't know the difference.
Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
I guess, something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
The love inside, you take it with you.
Remember, you're only president... for life.
That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on?
When the good Lord made you, he made you beautiful inside and out.
No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
Gimme a whisky, ginger ale on the side [and a dodgy accent...]
Step outside and I will set you free
This is said to us, even as this counterfeit president has legalised the Confederate Flag in Mississippi.
Lady luck is always on my side!
I have seen this situation from the other side of the fence so many times and now I guess I see it from the actual point of view!
Besides being an accessory to a robbery and being shot at? [when asked what the matter was]
When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision.
The point I'm really trying to make is that here I can keep full control of them, outside anything might happen.
The President of the United States talked to my boss at three this morning, he wants answers.
Getting out of prison, isn't that the number one priority of everyone who ends up inside?
Charles, you're a foreigner; you're still an outsider. You've never understood this country.
They say, that inside the arctic circle, on summer nights the sun does not set.
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