Quotes:Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
The only problem with glasses is that they tend to fly off when a woman slaps you
Yes, slapstick, have you never heard of this sort of humor before? No, then you're gonna enjoy the next few minutes!
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