Quotes:It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
I never did like camels. They're filthy buggers, they smell, they bite, they spit
I smell like a yak!
I love the way you smell-like a man! Jeffrey smells like soap.
That perfume of yours smells awfully familiar.
Tastes like sh*t and smells like a fart! What a great and unique product we got here!
What the hell is that smell? Did something just die in here? [after the other guy farts]
Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above!
There ain't nothing more powerful than the smell of mendacity!
They say the badder the woman, the better the smell.
I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip and making love in the back of recreational vehicles [don't we all sadie]
I sat and thought of lovely Margaret, of her hair and her eyes and her laugh and the way she kissed me and her skin that smelled of mandarin oranges
You smell good. You wear incense to scare away evil spirits?
There's a dead body in my bed and it smells like shit and it looks even worse [that's cos its a dead body sarah]
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigour mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
Always remember the fact that the key to life is to remember to smell the roses
You want the scent?
Smell yourself!
No matter what you say, a nightmare is still a nightmare even when it smells sweet
I got this great window cleaner. Cleans good and doesn't streak.
Smells bad, though. Cleans good, but smells bad
Hey Adrian I know where we live, what do you think, I'm stupid? I'm not as dumb as you think I am. You don't think I can smell it?
I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning. [whatever that is]
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