Quotes:Lyle,don't let any one else stick a pipe up your a** or you might like it.
Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
Doesn't that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me... like a fungus
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers.
Next time, Kovack, stick to wheels. No more TV interviews
I wanna show you my night stick :)
You can throw a stick up in the air and it'll land on a taxi or an ambulance. [bored when you noticed that, Nick?]
You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it! [honestly bit crude isn't it akmed]
For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and not backwards.
We could give this country the biggest stick in the playground, and I intend to do that.
Will you stick a boomerang in that great Aussie cakehole of yours until I've finished?
You have no jurisdiction in the city of Tombstone. Even if you did you couldn't make it stick.
Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell.
Let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a swizzle stick. [now that was a nice piece of candy for sure!]
You know, it's the only time when a black man can wave a stick at a white man and not start a riot.
You know, it's the only time when a black man can wave a stick at a white man and not start a riot.
Sometimes people get given titles that they do not deserve but they stick with them like a reputation throughout their lives
The people in New York live on pet food and they'll kill you for a quarter. You don't dare take a walk for fear of someone sticking a knife in your ribs
We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our buttcheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak [what a horrible thought!]
Once you are finished playing, then you realise what the consequences could be... potentially sticky and messy!
Why don't you stick that welding torch in my ear, and call it the end of a perfect day.
What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?
Now shut up before I stick that mop up your ass, Luther [very pleasant I'm sure]
We could give this country the biggest stick in the playground, and I intend to do that.
Yes, slapstick, have you never heard of this sort of humor before? No, then you're gonna enjoy the next few minutes!
Who the hell do you think you are, lady?
Sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong. You were a number cruncher.
Knowing your miniscule frame of reference, let me tell you that it is not a dead chicken on a stick
If you have sticky fingers then you might have just put your hand in the cookie jar...
If you cooperate, you'll receive a first-class ticket to Amsterdam where you can stick your finger in a dike.
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