Quotes:Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?
Doesn't that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me... like a fungus
We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our buttcheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak [what a horrible thought!]
Sticks and stones can break your bones but words cause permanent damage [so can stones, though!]
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