Quotes:This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
Stupid is what stupid does.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
You stupid boy
Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.
Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next thirty minutes.
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?
Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?
I'm not stubborn, I'm... right.
So, laying eggs all your life and then getting stuffed and roasted, that's good enough for you, is it?
You're a stupid man, Mister Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You're forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That's a mistake.
How's the rat business?
Well, actually it's mostly students I'm experimenting on now.
Generous gestures? They are not something that I ever make.
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
That child is seriously disturbed!
The time-travelling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
Well, I see what you mean. Very interesting. Make no mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
I keep on having dreams about my dead cousin... disturbing...
We rednecks are few - college paleface students are many.
But like the doctor here, I can't prove that he stuck a knife in me and was stealing my horse.
I usually have at least a month, before I am faced with student in womens' underwear.
When you kill a man, he dies just as bad or just as stupid as the moment when you put the bullet in him
When I stumbled, I attached a magnetic capsule to your plane.
Lady, you scream and disturb the neighbours, we'll cut you into little pieces and eat you for dinner [very pleasant]
If you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love. [ain't that true!]
Well the verdict of this here tribunal is that Joe Briggs is fined five dollars for disturbing the peace.
We're gonna be big
Stu, we're gonna be too big for Liverpool, we're gonna be too big for Hamburg, we're gonna be too big for our own bloody good
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