Quotes:This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
I paid a quid for these underpants, I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins.
But like the doctor here, I can't prove that he stuck a knife in me and was stealing my horse.
This is a love story like no other, and it feels very strange to be stuck right in the middle of it!
Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper.
Stuck there is a staggering amount of miscellaneous data, most of it useless
Why does he get to have all the fun all the time and I'm stuck here doing the housework?
So let's just recap - stuck on a random island with a giant serpent? OK, then. Now what.
Will you forget about the kitchen for a minute. I'm kind of stuck here.
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