Quotes:I never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and there's some of them that give themselves credit for more than they've got.
I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves.
Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themself is the biggest decision of their life.
Explain this to me again... I didn't know somebody could shoot themself with their own arrow!
A lot more Mikes will die [thems the breaks if you are called Mike, right?]
I'm not coming back here until I prove it. [oh well Janet thems the breaks!]
Once I loved a man, who I thought the gods themselves had sent me.
Must men go to jail because they find themselves at odds with a self-appointed prophet? [an interesting philosophical point that you raise there henry]
Cops don't knock, they break in. [well they shouldn't do that anymore else they might be breaking the law themselves chief!]
I have heard these rumours that someone has discovered a way to make themselves invisible but surely such a thing cannot be true
Out of all the women in the world, I had to go and marry an equal time orgasm fanatic. [thems the breaks john]
Let's get out of here before my knees beat themselves to death.
When nuns enter a competition amongst themselves, you don't want to get in the way!
Some people in life aren't particularly forgiving of mistakes in others, dsepite the glaring ones they make themselves!
The war started when people accepted the idiotic principle that peace could be maintained by arranging to defend themselves with weapons they couldn't possibly use without committing suicide
Horses ain't like people, man, they can't make themselves better than they're born.
Have you ever met any jazz musicians you would describe, or who would describe themselves, as anarchists?
You fall in love with the poets; the poets fall in love with the Marxists; the Marxists fall in love with themselves
Horses ain't like people, man, they can't make themselves better than they're born.
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