Quotes:She told me later, that the second she lifted up her foot and saw him not flapping, she knew he was dead. Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet.
I never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and there's some of them that give themselves credit for more than they've got.
I'm getting married in September. She would like to see me lose a few pounds. I told her it wouldn't work.
Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did
I told you! We're hauling ass
Will was so frustrated with how my lima beans grew faster than his. And that's when I finally told him about my powers
Somebody wants to told me that the great kings of the past are watching over us.
You told him I was a kind man. How kind is it to give life, only to take it away?
I sit in the subway sometimes, on buses, or the movies, and I look at the people next to me and I think "What would you say if I told you I was a witch?"
Man, no-one ever told me that being best man was going to be such a stressful job!
How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart?
My grandfather once told me what to do when surrounded by white men with rifles. [and what was that then Bogus?]
Annuka told me they believe that in the forest at night the dead can see. The souls of men hunt the souls of animals.
I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake... When I got back, she was gone.
He once told me to treat the warehouse like it was my own
I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
One crow means sorrow, two crows brings joy, three crows for a girl, four crows for a boy - five crows for silver, six crows for gold - seven crows for a secret that's never been told
You're beautiful. That's easy to say. I know that other people have told you. But what I'm telling you is different, see?
What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice. [loving the joke there Darryl, but don't give up the day job!]
A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning, and you are already in trouble. [cynical but realistic these days, Easy]
I've told you a million times not to talk to me when I'm doing my lashes!
Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked!
I wish you would have told me I just whizzed in your bushes. [err what do you mean by whizzed ben or should we not ask?]
Father told you to mind your own business.
The gardener has been told that only grass shall grow on my grave and in springtime I shall have anemones.
They told me, if I could sit on the stage so nobody climbed over me, I could drink beer till the show was over.
My father always told me that as long as you can keep your head above water no matter what happens, then there is always hope for you
My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. [she lied roy]
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