Quotes:Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence.
Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.
"Well keep you chin up, there's someone out there for everbody...you know in some cases there are two someones for one person; I like to call that 'the jackpot'..."
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Did you hear about that 2 for 1 special?
Two of you, one of me, now ain't that special
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
So this is the answer to all the riddles, here in the wild I have you, two halflings and a host of men at my call, and the ring of power within my grasp.
When two people love each other, they come together - WHAM - like two taxis on Broadway
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
Lewis, we've had Presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand, 'cause they're thirsty. They drink the sand 'cause they don't know the difference.
It's true I was their number one son... but they treated me like number two!
First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
A case with Four Stones in it! Not one or two or three, but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Surely at the gates of heaven an all-compassionate God is not going to say, "Well, you're walking in on two legs, you can go in. You're walking in four legs, we can't take you."
I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles...
We're not a respectable network. We're a whorehouse network, and we have to take whatever we can get.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them!
How do you think I came to power? My own two brothers...
Four legs good, two legs bad
My mother used to say that Love and Hate are two horns on the same bull.
We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours
Only two years ago one of our priests was in the bank in San Marco when you robbed it.
Anything that happens between two women must stay just like that - between two women.
I heard two noises coming from two sperate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling.
Blood and sand, the two were never meant to mix.
If there are no real reasons for two people to be together, then you are into unreal reasons, fantastic reasons, like happiness, good company and comfort and understanding and emotional support!
Two options, the bullet or the ballot, nations choose different options; which would you prefer?
Your friends have a high mortality rate Frank. First three, then two.
Those two little words that everyone wants to hear whilst at war: cease fire!
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