Quotes:Too bad. You could've used the workout.
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
Ya know, my daddy used to say every man's got a devil. And you can't rest 'til you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
People have accused me of being absent minded, I forget why!
Only one more generation of our species could survive. It was a desperate time. Cloning had never been used on humans, successfully. Now when a person dies, their DNA is recycled
Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls.
My mother used to say that Love and Hate are two horns on the same bull.
It used to be a hell of a lot easier to fuc*ing rip somebody off! [mind your language please Jimmy!]
I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth.
It's worse than being a bit confused - I think I'm totally cracking up!
He reminds me of a little kid I used to know: He done in both his pa and ma with a crowbar
Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes
I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States of America. [loving your work Al, loving your work]
He was a vet, he used to go to your house to deliver the bitches
The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
In the old days, when concepts like honour and valour were still around, men used to settle their differences with a duel...
Eureka! I have found it! [on discovering the weight of the crown and the amount of gold used through displacement]
In the future, the Mutants rule! [tagline for the film, obviously not X-men if you got confused]
Football used to be the most important thing in my life, but now I have met Karen... [aww too soppy thanks!]
I used to think nothing could be better than motorbike racing. Three times I am a World Champion on my motorbike
What a load of baloney, mahoney, he used to say to me and used to think that he was original in saying and thinking it!
My dreams used to be calm and peaceful but now they are haunted with something disturbing and it irks me...
As they probably used to say if you have a rocket then you may as well travel in it!
Today, the government still denies the genetic effects caused by the radioactive fallout
If you used that needle to sew, you'd be a much happier woman. [good line mark, but you do have the surname cardigan]
Let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
I used to eat red meat every day and then I gave it up and then I had some again recently and I was totally bloated! I mean, like, really bad!
[thanks for discussing dietary habits on films sam we appreciate it]
I get so used to saying what people want to hear I forget sometimes they might just want the truth. [howard I see a long future as a politician for you]
When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I'm saying to you is this: When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference? [well frank when you put it like that...]
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