Quotes:Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses
I don't think it would be too amusing for the youngsters if I conjured up a demon from hell for them.
It's very confusing when grown-ups do things that aren't fair.
When you live a double life, it can be confusing to remember who you actually are!
Any more noise and you're going to be using the curb for a pillow.
This is war and even though we are using vegetables, it is serious
Being a cop can be confusing, especially when you have got this many outfits!
You're using Jack to help you rob the bank. [as opposed to using rob to help you jack the bank]
I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own I'm French! [ah well that explains it then le frog!]
There is no such thing as a great gun, only people who are great at using guns and those who aren't
You know, when I filled out my housing application, I asked for a roommate who was quiet, serious, and neat
If you flake around with the weed, you'll end up using the harder stuff. [spoken like a true politician]
The winds are refusing to blow in our favour, I fear that this is a sign that all is not well...
There is nothing wrong with using magic so long as you don't harm other people, everyone knows that.
Sometimes when the mcvicar goes to mcdonalds, life becomes very confusing!
Being suspected of causing the death of your wife is not something that any man should have to live with
Is it wrong to love my brothers wife? Oh it is so terribly horriby confusing!
Why am I the only one who can see that to solve crimes, we must use our brains, assisted by reason, using uptodate scientific techniques?
There ain't no such thing as talking sweet, there is just using language to get what you really wanna
I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping [quite an amusing quote, all things considered]
I may have been hiding parts of my life from both of you to avoid causing pain. But I didn't say anything to either one of you that I didn't whole-heartedly mean
You are confusing bets and marriages, Madam. One must always honour a bet.
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