Quotes:Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
I tend to be impulsive in these matters... like the time I asked
Virginia Woolf to marry me.
If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.
The virgin looks pregnant to me!
My impotence, my darling, makes a pair with your virginity.
An honest virgin: What a terrible combination!
I've come all this way to give you something you may not even want: my virginity
If every man had his way, every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin. [not quite true tamara]
I am a howard from virginia, you will bow down and worship me!
So is the question whether we are soldiers who are virgins, or...
I must face my problems. I can't go through life being a semi-virgin. [no such thing as a semi-virgin]
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