Quotes:I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off.
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people
Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.
I want you to come home and watch television with me.
I even brought provisions: pure, unadulterated junk food
When it is blurred and you can see more than one of everything there is only one diagnosis: double vision!
I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that enter a room and turn the television set on, and those that enter a room and turn the television set off [how profound]
I'd be more religious if something wouldn't happen to that television set.
Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those!
We got you a television if you're real good tomorrow, you can watch Wonder Woman. What do you want for breakfast?
I was given to understand at the office of the Purchasing Division, to which I have the misfortune to be attached, that you had a room for rent.
Television is reality, and reality is less than television.
[work out that little conundrum if you can]
There's way too much oestrogen on television these days.
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