Quotes:Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?
It's a very awkward age for girls.
Really what age is that?
13 to 35, very awkward.
The medical profession would love to claim my achievement as part of their own and call it a giant stride forward of medicine
Boy Muffy, you really know how to make a guy look forward to... dessert.
Whatever you do baby, just make sure that you come home afterwards!
Who won what? The asshole award? Let me tell you, it was a tie!
That same principle applies to rockets. It is the same shotgun kick of the explosives that throws the rocket forward
The order of Lenin, for Comrade Bond. The first ever non-Soviet citizen to recieve this award.
Fear is what protects you from the things you don't believe in. [very profound Edward but not true]
Well you see, and this is a little awkward, but I think it's time I explained to you about the birds and the bees...
I'm really looking forward to going away with you daddy!
For the same reason that a donkey with a stick behind him and a carrot in front always goes forwards and not backwards.
All I knew was, that as long as my legs would run, and I could stand up I was gonna move toward that camp [a noble sentiment indeed, beck!]
I'm in love with a girl, and I'm going to help hang her father. [largest non sequitur in movie land award goes to... Foreign correspondent]
We have nothing in common Howard, even though we are related [ooh harsh words indeed]
Our operations officer's farthole is sewn so tight he shits out of his mouth. [wins the award for most unpleasant line in a film that decade]
I dream of being an entrepreneur right here in good old Micronesia [also wins the award for least catchy film title ever]
Use iodized salt to ward off zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.
[something everyone should take heed of]
I am a howard from virginia, you will bow down and worship me!
Older people start aging backwards at some point. [not actually true henry sorry old boy]
I get so used to saying what people want to hear I forget sometimes they might just want the truth. [howard I see a long future as a politician for you]
For some time now, I've been engaged in highly secret experiments designed to bring about a great step forward in man's conquest of space and time.
I have no thought at all about my own reward, I really didn't come here on my own accord.
I have no thought at all about my own reward, I really didn't come here on my own accord.
Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.
Madam, the tunnel lies straight upwards, but there is a big rock in the way and sadly we can't move it. Only a landslide could move it. [well them's the breaks, as they say, Hans!]
I got to where I am by pushing paper and playing nice, I've never actually fired a gun before, I'm only in this job to prove to my father I'm not a coward [ha! knew it!]
Have you ever done anything that that was stupid, cowardly, selfish?
The Lord does not see as man sees. Men judge by outward appearances, but the Lord judges by the heart alone.
[the mysteries of our lord]
Passion is what happens at the start of the relationship, then from a few months onwards you hope that love will get you through.
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