Quotes:Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
I'm a dishonest man. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch
Somebody wants to told me that the great kings of the past are watching over us.
I want you to come home and watch television with me.
Will you watch where you're going. We're heading for the docks!
Do you know what a linebacker is? [no, what is one... watch it to find out guys!]
You have always got to watch out for agents, often those you least expect!
You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive.
I've been watching you for some time, Mr. MacDonald.
Then you have to watch this girl you saved, this beauty queen, marries this co*ksucker. Life's a bitch!
It's not as glamorous being a detective in real life as it seems when you watch some of the movies or those awful shows on TV...
It seems terrible that something bad can happen and all anybody can do is stand by and watch. [that's real life alice]
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. [good line doc]
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
You came halfway around the world to watch me play this basketball?
I've been watching you all night from across the room.
I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.
It must be tremendously interesting to be a schoolmaster, to watch boys grow up and help them along [unanswered questions of global importance #1: is this where Mr Chips from Catchphrase with Roy Walker of keep pressing and guessing fame came from?]
One man holds the key to the hottest secret in our history [this is the tagline to the film, really makes you want to watch it right?!]
Are you ready to sign the papers today? [now that is a question that has us on the edge of our watching seats]
They gave him the hands of a killer! [doesnt that just make you want to watch the film, not, what a rubbish tagline!]
Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? [don't know but half of america watches wrestling!]
The Sex manifesto of the free love generation [sounds like it could be interesting shame hardly anyone watched this!]
You just said a problem. Is it a problem? Now it's an issue. Is it a problem or an issue? [is there anyone watching this who cares?]
In a world of breathtaking beauty unfolds a classic tale of wisdom and adventure. [does that tagline just wanna make you get up and watch this film? or maybe not!]
Watch the grease, will you? I don't need any zits popping up on my ass while I'm filming. [a little too late for that we're afraid now isn't it sabra, uhuh!]
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