Quotes:I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
"I'm glad I'm so open about my sexuality that I'll wear this." (Referring to an apron)
Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
I spend half the night talking to some girl, who’s looking around the room to see if there’s someone more important she should be talking to. And I’m supposed to be happy, ‘cause she’s wearing a backpack
I spend half the night talking to some girl, who’s looking around the room to see if there’s someone more important she should be talking to. And I’m supposed to be happy, ‘cause she’s wearing a backpack.
I swear, you let me down and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back.
Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.
How come all of you college boys wear those faggo*y-ass white shoes?
I usually have at least a month, before I am faced with student in womens' underwear.
The deal is we're driving up into the jungle with a guy we don't even know who's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night
No swearing, no gambling, no spitting, no punching, and no kicking
When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!
Just because I wear trackies and play sports does not make me a lesbian!
To swear an oath with your own blood, this is the ultimate sign of commitment
Wear make-up, put on a dress. Panties are optional [on dinner]
You, of all people, should know I would never in my life wear black silk underwear!
It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, and I once rode a unicycle wearing a tutu! [that's too much information, Archie!]
At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
[ah fred the slob coming out]
You smell good. You wear incense to scare away evil spirits?
Make one move to save her, D'Artagnan and we will cross swords, and this time, I swear I will kill you [not very loyal of you there Athos]
You're crazy and you're dangerous and my biggest nightmare is you with a fuc*ing badge! [language please sylvia did mother never tell you not to swear?]
OK so it is not every day that you walk in on a robbery whilst wearing the outfit of an Avenger...
You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.
If you're not going to wear them, don't buy them. Leave them for someone who will get something out of them.
You are wearing that T-shirt inside out again, honestly for the love of god when will you people learn!
You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra.
You're holding a shotgun, wearing some bright red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack! [who is Fred Sanford]
When you have had a weary day, the journey home always seems twice as long
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun
I have had so many husbands and so many marriages even I am growing a little weary
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