Quotes:Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch
You poured garbage on me, my wife and my little girl.
We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous... [as you do]
A Czech agent broke the rules, he hurt the wife of one of my sources. They asked me to ignore it.
Ther thinks that any single man with big bucks is shopping for a wife.
If you don't repay us, we kill you, your wife and children and throw your bodies into the
Spirits surround us on every side they have driven me from hearth and home, from wife and child
Dear
Wife, I am sorry for all that I have put you through over the years, please accept this apology...
My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp. [as you do?]
A doctor's wife knows her place - the patients and the job must always come first and the wife comes second
You come in here, you lick my wife's armpit. [err that's gross]
According to the War Department, I am my wife.
[one way to get company I suppose henri]
How do you explain, your majesty, that many men remain faithful to only one wife?[the response of the king to this conjecture:
"they are sick" - a rather cynical view, indeed]
You want be with your brother's wife, but you take care of her like you were
She don't like me to go around and marrying people! [on his wifes unreasonable behaviour]
It is hard when you are are torn between two things that offer such different qualities to you; a wife, children and a mistress!
I was in love too. My wife wanted to spend the rest of our lives together
My wife says my people skills are like my cooking skills - fast and tasteless
Going to war is something that I was very happy to do, particularly with my nagging wife to get away from
Being suspected of causing the death of your wife is not something that any man should have to live with
Is it wrong to love my brothers wife? Oh it is so terribly horriby confusing!
I remember by first wife better than all of the others, I guess the first wife is always the most special, in a way!
Jonah, you wouldn't by any chance be fu**ing my wife, would you? Because that wouldn't be conducive to a good artist-record company relationship
I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp.
That was right about the time my beautiful wife Paula was leaving me for the architect who designed the house we could no longer afford.
Look, you're dealing with your wife. You can forget the Constitution.
I can tolerate my wife's infidelity, but if anyone touches my mistress, I become a tiger.
So that woman is not actually my wife?
Which leads to the worrying question then of - who the hell is she?
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