Quotes:He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
I know that you are a man of your word, General. I know that you would die for honour, for Rome, for the memory of your ancestors. But as for me? I'm an entertainer.
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
I'm getting married in September. She would like to see me lose a few pounds. I told her it wouldn't work.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails…. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand, Men of the West!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I wouldn't sell it for all of King Midas's silver
Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop
Let's fool around. Let's do it some strange way that you've always wanted to, but nobody would do with you.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time?
Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
My father died when I was thirteen and I inherited this money. Did you ever think that everyday I wake up, that I wish I could give it back, that I would give it back in a second, if it meant I could have one more day with him? But I can't. And that's my life and I deal with it.
I should like to change into a sunflower most of all. They're so tall and simple. What flower would you like to be?
And now, would one fugitive from justice care to fix another fugitive from justice... a sandwich?
If God hadn't meant for them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.
I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys.
Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
Don't be fooled it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder
If he became a flavour you can bet he would be sour
Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!
I wouldn't dirty my bullets.
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
You would pay to keep your airline, why won't you pay for your son?
Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid
Uh... what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
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