Quotes:Yeah I sucked it. I sucked his dick. And you know what? His cock is bigger than yours.
Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head neither.
Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
Petrol station guy:you two wouldnt last 10 seconds over that line!
Spongebob: oh yeah? we'll see about that!
*drive over line. Thug stands in the way of the car*
thug: Get out of the car.
*Pat and sponge jump out, thug gets in and drives off*
Spongebob:...how many seconds was that?
Petrols station guy: *checks watch*.. twelve
Patrick and Spongebob: In your face! *slaps knee*
You Wanna Play Rough?...
Yeah?...Well Say Hello To My Little Friend!!
Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off.
Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
You seen my girlfriend, tall, thin, legs for days?
Yeah. I pitched her overboard.
I only handle young single girls.
Yeah - me too!
Don't you know you can't swim after a meal, because you die. The change from hot to cold stops your digestion! [yeah yeah]
Yeah, well, seeing is believeing.
No corpse stinks that much after only 12 hours [and you know that how Richard... doctor yeah right!]
The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked [yeah yeah same old story there gia]
When you cast a spell and it warms you up, it's a hot spell baby, yeahhh!
The organist always kisses the bride, its an old Welsh custom, you know, handed down from father to son [yeah yeah ritchie - lame excuse!]
Yeah, I came here for the gold, because I've been poor all my life.
[at least she's honest!]
You know, Scotland has its own martial arts.
Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground
Yeah I think it is pretty good actually, one of the best things so far.
Yo, don't worry about nuttin' now that I'm around, I'll take care of all of y'as, h'ell yeah!
Yeah, of course we haven't been perfect all of the time, but then show me someone who has.
You're gonna have to lose that beard. It's regulations... [yeahyeah you just don't like beards, fairy nuff!]
Yeah, you may wanna reconsider what you just said there you, know, for your health!
Oh yeah. I'm learning a lot about manure. Very interesting.
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