Quotes:Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
This time next year, Rodders, we'll be millionaires
It's okay. I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand
Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the deluison that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?
"I'm already 10 years old, and I don't know if I'm white with black stripes or black with white stripes."
Thirty years I'm busting my hump. What have I got?
Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this
My father always began his story by telling me about the summer rendezvous of the mountain men. This is where they met every July after a year of trapping in the Rockies.
This skin is three or four years old, whatever shed it has grown since then.
Only two years ago one of our priests was in the bank in San Marco when you robbed it.
No prizes for guessing who took the medals that year.
I regret taking that LSD all those years ago now...
No man has been keelhauled on an English ship for fifty years.
Dear Wife, I am sorry for all that I have put you through over the years, please accept this apology...
This is the most clothes they have worn in years!
I've lived for sixty years and that's the first time I ever saw a woman going into a saloon.
Remember I won a years supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem! [congratulations Sandra!]
Robert Stroud's petition for parole has been denied annually for twenty four years
Dinosaurs ruled our planet for millions of years and yet they died out almost over night
After years of struggling and trying to write something, one fine sunny day there came a sudden breakthrough...
I've been producing these plays for 30 years, I think it's time that I had a break...
The next item on the agenda is the calendar. Last year we had views of local bridges, so this year I thought we could go for the twelve most beautiful views of the churches of Wharfedale
I'll give you a hint: I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make five hundred babies a year!
Sitting there year after year listening to miserable people like me tell you how the world does destroy them. Have you ever once felt anything like the pain they feel?
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