Quotes:Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
It's okay. I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the deluison that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
"I'm already 10 years old, and I don't know if I'm white with black stripes or black with white stripes."
Thirty years I'm busting my hump. What have I got?
This skin is three or four years old, whatever shed it has grown since then.
Only two years ago one of our priests was in the bank in San Marco when you robbed it.
I regret taking that LSD all those years ago now...
No man has been keelhauled on an English ship for fifty years.
Dear Wife, I am sorry for all that I have put you through over the years, please accept this apology...
This is the most clothes they have worn in years!
I've lived for sixty years and that's the first time I ever saw a woman going into a saloon.
Remember I won a years supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem! [congratulations Sandra!]
Robert Stroud's petition for parole has been denied annually for twenty four years
Dinosaurs ruled our planet for millions of years and yet they died out almost over night
After years of struggling and trying to write something, one fine sunny day there came a sudden breakthrough...
I've been producing these plays for 30 years, I think it's time that I had a break...
Earth. The planet we live on yet still know so little about. Only a few hundred years ago, we thought it was just a flat sheet of paper that you could fall off the ends of...
For seven years I've been less than a man, but you're more than a woman. [stop talking in riddles Marcus!]
Isn't it touching how a perfect murder has kept our friendship alive all these years? [is touching the right word arthur]
For years I've thought about killing myself. It's the only thing that kept me going.
For eight years I've been waiting for some genius to notice it took me an hour to drive seven blocks?
Isolated for many years as a political prisoner, this tale has elements of every human emotion that you can imagine, and then some more...
I'm a volcano of ideas. [so do you only have one every hundred years?]
Hold the front page - I've got one hell of a story for you here, something of which we haven't seen the likes of for years!
After fifteen years in prison I am going home at last! The law has forgiven me so why can't my song?
For years I've tried to capture him, and I've come close, so very close, but he's forever eluding my grasp
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